It's here...

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity...a felt a thud agains the front door of my home. I was sitting in my boxers jacking around on the old laptop...no pun intended...and nearly jumped right out of my skin. Now, as some of you may know who have been caught in that type of situation before...don't lie...you know who you are...you could easily hurt yourself. Actually, I was updating some facebook stuff and not doing what you're all thinking when it happened. I heard a man yell 'UPS' and then footsteps heading rapidly in the other direction. Talk about going through the motions...he wasn't even going to wait five seconds to see if anyone was home or not! He was just going to leave my masterpiece, the only copy in the world right now, at the mercy of my front door where anyone or their dog could just come along and take it. When I finally got the package opened...I couldn't believe what I saw. Pure beauty to rival any of those I'd experienced before save my soon to be wife and my children being born. I couldn't put it down...but once I did...I couldn't stop staring at it. A years worth of tangible 'me' bound tightly in it's paper confines for all the world to enjoy...if they so choose. The release day should be about a month from now...and, again, I feel like a writer. It's about time...